Thursday, May 28, 2009
Long boring car rides leads to randomness...lol
So as I was driving to Eileens earlier I was cracking myself up when I realized how perfect my car fit me. On the back window I have a window sticker of cowboy boots...and then Twilight / Team Edward on the other side. I have old air fresheners hanging from my mirror...a cowboy hat & a pink my little pony. I think its funny because if you meet me you'll probably get a picture in your mind of who I am; but at the same time I'm totally not!!! I love huge trucks, the kind you need a side bar to get into and mini coopers. I have an equal love for the backstreet boys and blink 182. I like chick flicks and action movies. I can be very helpful and nice, but if you are rude I can be rude right back. Its way fun to be me because I constantly surprise people because they just assume stuff about me and I enjoy proving them wrong. The only ones who really know me are my good friends, I'm not even sure if my family gets me but whatever!!! Anywase I was thinking about all of this when I was driving cause it totally cracked me up!!!
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Friends (warning: sappy)
So as I'm sitting here twittering because my husband is asleep on the couch (again) I realize how great all of my friends all. I am so glad that we have started hanging out again, I really believe that friends are the best kind of therapy ever. I am so glad that we get to share such crazy moments together, both old and new. Like in high school when we used to go dancing at dakotas (an all ages country club that we thought was so cool.) Now its more grown up things, such as work (and stalking the twilght men of course). To everyone of my friends reading this, thank you so much for staying a part of my life, and I hope that we are all friends forever. You will never know how great it is to have you all in my life *I know-very sappy!!* Now, WHEN ARE WE GOING BACK TO CANADA BITCHES?!
Monday, May 4, 2009
I AM a crazy stalker person
Ok, so I know I'm Robsessed but i didn't mean to use 2 of the same pict of him I swear!! I don't really know what I am doing...
thank god he is the sexiest man ever so there for all is forgiven....
thank god he is the sexiest man ever so there for all is forgiven....Oh my god!!!! So first a little background info. I am a HUGE twilght fan. HUGE as in MAJOR TWILIGHTER OVER HERE!!!!!!!! So are my friends, but I am pretty much on the top of the list for the craziness. So I am 120% team Edward, so naturally I believe that Rob Pattinson is the sexiest man in the world. NO. SERIOUSLY. Its kind of a problem...
Anywase since I am such a huge fan my friend Danielle and I decided to drive up to Vancouver a few months ago to, of course, find Rob. We stayed at some cheap hotel on grandville maybe?! I don't really know, but it was gross. But anywase there was a crazy huge street fair going on but since we were broke and on a mission (I was going to find Rob and convince him to sleep with me!!) we didn't bother with the street fair too much, just checked out the mall and then went to go eat dinner at a restaurant in Yaletown that Rob was supposed to have eaten at. Well, needless to say we didn't find His Hotness and had a weird trip that was fun in its own way, depressing in its own way also. Ok, remember how I said i am a HUGE as in Major twilighter over here?!
Well... we decided to try again!! Only this time 4 of us went; Danielle, Kristin, Tara and I. Well, since I have no problem being honest i am not 100% of a stalker, but if it wasn't so creepy and if I knew what I was doing I totally would!! I spent probably a few hours "researching" the Internet to try to figure out what hotel Rob was staying in (did I not mention I'm gonna convince him to sleep with me?!) So after my research I found the hotel that Rob Pattinson is staying at, the very one that I was going to sleep with him at and everything!!! OMG *sigh*.
So our drive to Canada took FOREVER (ok ok, it was only a few hours but when His Hotness is waiting for me it seemed to take way too long!!). We got to our hotel room around 1:30pm or something, and I started drinking (one has to be a little drunk if they are going to throw themselves at His Hotness or else I might faint hello!) So after drinking I don't even know how much we decided we were hungry so I grabbed my drink and walked out of the room. At this point and time I've had enough to drink that I discovered that the floor in front of the elevators is not level!! You would think that in a hotel that hosts His Hotness they would be able to afford someone to fix their floors!!! Anywase we are all going to go down to the lobby for food so we are waiting on the elevator. When the doors open I start to go in, look up, stare and then go back out!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! Its Jacob!!!!! I am NOT a traitor!!! TEAM EDWARD!!! Wait a min., its Taylor, not Jacob!!! Yes, I had all of those thoughts in the 10 seconds it took me to look, recognise, half way go into shock and then back out the the elevator!! Thank god for (I think Tara) one of my friends "God Debbie is so drunk, you're going down right" and then shoving me back into the elevator!! i get in and I'm like "No guys, It's NOT the alcohol!!" Danielle doesn't notice, so I've got to make sure that she does. So Taylor (looking VERY adorable & kind of hiding behind his body guard like he thought we were going to have our way with him... next year ladies when he's 18) anywase he gets off on floor 3 (he was going to work out-hence the out fit and bottle of water) but I swear before the doors shut we all start screaming our heads off!!!!! I'm sure EVERYONE from floor 3 down to the lobby could hear us screaming through the elevator on our ride down!! I was so drunk though I didn't realize what was happening! I totally thought that Taylor got off at the lobby then we were standing there screaming with the doors shut, so thank god we actually moved down a few floors!!
So we went and ate but I was really out of it and only thinking about werewolves (i am team Edward--but its Taylor!) So I think I rushed everyone through their meals. Then since they are not stalkers they didn't want to go to the work out room but I AM A CRAZY STALKER PERSON so I convinced Tara to go to floor 3 with me. So Tara and I are wondering the hall way (like we actually know where the work out room / pool are, I am not THAT great of a stalker, jeez, that would be super crazy of me to know where the hotel pool was, duh.) So Tara and I are wandering around the hall (Tara is ahead of me a bit) when all of a sudden she turns around and walks back towards me. I look up and there is Taylor, with his body guard!! You know what? He's kind of cute, he's 100% twilight so I want a picture. "Um, excuse me do you think I could" I start to walk towards him & his body guard... "Hello" they keep walking.... RUDE his body guard must be able to spot the crazies a mile a way because he totally did not want me taking a picture!! So , no I didn't get to meet jail bait but I did get to talk to his body guard!!
Anywase after seeing Taylor we all decide to go back to our room where I continue to drink like no other (what the hell... I never drink!!) I'm like ready to fly out the window or something 'cause I'm so excited to meet Rob next!! So I get dressed, hair done, then have to wait like 3 hours for the girls to get ready. Um, hello guys, His Hotness is TOTALLY waiting for me, and all you can think about is which color of earrings to wear?! Some people.... so finally we head out to dinner, kind of drunk so we get a little lost (and maybe a little snippy with each other) but we ended up stopping in Yaletown (yeah, yaletown, Rob is always spotted in yaletown!!) we eat dinner at some weird sports bar that has picts of topless girls all over the place (what the hell?!) No one orders a drink, just water. I look down on my menu and see "Barbies Vacation!" Perfect!! So I order one of those, must not of had too much alcohol 'cause I didn't taste any of it!! Then we scarf down our food (did I not mention Rob was waiting for me?) After dinner we head towards Glowbal in Yaletwon, where I am going to meet up with Rob (mind you this is what I've decided...its not like I could actually contact him for the details or anything...) So we get there, walk into the bar and its like what the hell?! It was a TINY little bar with a couple of like couch things and that is all. No pool tables?! I read (cause I am a crazy stalker) I read in the last copy of OK! that he likes to play pool there!! So needless to say, no Rob, but that is OK, the night is still young. Wow, I just clicked the preview button and saw how long this was so I'll wrap it up!! But after glowbal we headed out and found a bar that had pool and after doing a shot of jaeger we all play (except Kristin, and to be honest I'm pretty sure I only hit the white ball once) Jeff ( I think his name was Jeff) was nice enough to tell me a little bit about pool, and pay for all of the games we made him play with us!! After pool we decide to go look for Rob some more (maybe he'll be at a bar that has a stripper pole?) well, that didn't happen!! It was frickin POURING!!!!!!! OMG! There goes all of our hours of hair and make up, all washed away in like 20 seconds!! Poof gone! Suddenly bar hopping wasn't an option since we were soaked to the bone and at least I was freezing (of course) so we wonder around lost cause were drunk & can't see where the hell we are walking, but finally make it back to our hotel.
We get to our hotel room, change into warm clothes, then after realizing we were starving go and grab some food.
Since we didn't feel too sexy then (except Rob would totally still want me) we decided to turn into real stalkers / drunk girls who don't feel like heading back out side. So we went around the hotel room figuring out how high up in the hotel we could get with our key ( and me going around touching the phones just in case Rob got locked out of his room once and he touched the same phone *sigh*) Well, it didn't' really work out too well... I am a fantastic stalker, but I just need to figure out how to stalk the right guy!! how the hell did I do that?! Too funny that we saw a celebrity but it was the wrong one! I was there to stalk Rob, but am 100% happy that we saw Taylor (that means Rob can run but he can't hide....) next time (probably when they are filming Eclipse 'cause i doubt I can get anyone to go back to Vancouver with me within the next 3 weeks...) but next time I WILL FIND ROB!!!!!!!! Did I mention I was a HUGE fan?! Totally Robsessed over here.....
Anywase since I am such a huge fan my friend Danielle and I decided to drive up to Vancouver a few months ago to, of course, find Rob. We stayed at some cheap hotel on grandville maybe?! I don't really know, but it was gross. But anywase there was a crazy huge street fair going on but since we were broke and on a mission (I was going to find Rob and convince him to sleep with me!!) we didn't bother with the street fair too much, just checked out the mall and then went to go eat dinner at a restaurant in Yaletown that Rob was supposed to have eaten at. Well, needless to say we didn't find His Hotness and had a weird trip that was fun in its own way, depressing in its own way also. Ok, remember how I said i am a HUGE as in Major twilighter over here?!
Well... we decided to try again!! Only this time 4 of us went; Danielle, Kristin, Tara and I. Well, since I have no problem being honest i am not 100% of a stalker, but if it wasn't so creepy and if I knew what I was doing I totally would!! I spent probably a few hours "researching" the Internet to try to figure out what hotel Rob was staying in (did I not mention I'm gonna convince him to sleep with me?!) So after my research I found the hotel that Rob Pattinson is staying at, the very one that I was going to sleep with him at and everything!!! OMG *sigh*.
So our drive to Canada took FOREVER (ok ok, it was only a few hours but when His Hotness is waiting for me it seemed to take way too long!!). We got to our hotel room around 1:30pm or something, and I started drinking (one has to be a little drunk if they are going to throw themselves at His Hotness or else I might faint hello!) So after drinking I don't even know how much we decided we were hungry so I grabbed my drink and walked out of the room. At this point and time I've had enough to drink that I discovered that the floor in front of the elevators is not level!! You would think that in a hotel that hosts His Hotness they would be able to afford someone to fix their floors!!! Anywase we are all going to go down to the lobby for food so we are waiting on the elevator. When the doors open I start to go in, look up, stare and then go back out!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! Its Jacob!!!!! I am NOT a traitor!!! TEAM EDWARD!!! Wait a min., its Taylor, not Jacob!!! Yes, I had all of those thoughts in the 10 seconds it took me to look, recognise, half way go into shock and then back out the the elevator!! Thank god for (I think Tara) one of my friends "God Debbie is so drunk, you're going down right" and then shoving me back into the elevator!! i get in and I'm like "No guys, It's NOT the alcohol!!" Danielle doesn't notice, so I've got to make sure that she does. So Taylor (looking VERY adorable & kind of hiding behind his body guard like he thought we were going to have our way with him... next year ladies when he's 18) anywase he gets off on floor 3 (he was going to work out-hence the out fit and bottle of water) but I swear before the doors shut we all start screaming our heads off!!!!! I'm sure EVERYONE from floor 3 down to the lobby could hear us screaming through the elevator on our ride down!! I was so drunk though I didn't realize what was happening! I totally thought that Taylor got off at the lobby then we were standing there screaming with the doors shut, so thank god we actually moved down a few floors!!
So we went and ate but I was really out of it and only thinking about werewolves (i am team Edward--but its Taylor!) So I think I rushed everyone through their meals. Then since they are not stalkers they didn't want to go to the work out room but I AM A CRAZY STALKER PERSON so I convinced Tara to go to floor 3 with me. So Tara and I are wondering the hall way (like we actually know where the work out room / pool are, I am not THAT great of a stalker, jeez, that would be super crazy of me to know where the hotel pool was, duh.) So Tara and I are wandering around the hall (Tara is ahead of me a bit) when all of a sudden she turns around and walks back towards me. I look up and there is Taylor, with his body guard!! You know what? He's kind of cute, he's 100% twilight so I want a picture. "Um, excuse me do you think I could" I start to walk towards him & his body guard... "Hello" they keep walking.... RUDE his body guard must be able to spot the crazies a mile a way because he totally did not want me taking a picture!! So , no I didn't get to meet jail bait but I did get to talk to his body guard!!
Anywase after seeing Taylor we all decide to go back to our room where I continue to drink like no other (what the hell... I never drink!!) I'm like ready to fly out the window or something 'cause I'm so excited to meet Rob next!! So I get dressed, hair done, then have to wait like 3 hours for the girls to get ready. Um, hello guys, His Hotness is TOTALLY waiting for me, and all you can think about is which color of earrings to wear?! Some people.... so finally we head out to dinner, kind of drunk so we get a little lost (and maybe a little snippy with each other) but we ended up stopping in Yaletown (yeah, yaletown, Rob is always spotted in yaletown!!) we eat dinner at some weird sports bar that has picts of topless girls all over the place (what the hell?!) No one orders a drink, just water. I look down on my menu and see "Barbies Vacation!" Perfect!! So I order one of those, must not of had too much alcohol 'cause I didn't taste any of it!! Then we scarf down our food (did I not mention Rob was waiting for me?) After dinner we head towards Glowbal in Yaletwon, where I am going to meet up with Rob (mind you this is what I've decided...its not like I could actually contact him for the details or anything...) So we get there, walk into the bar and its like what the hell?! It was a TINY little bar with a couple of like couch things and that is all. No pool tables?! I read (cause I am a crazy stalker) I read in the last copy of OK! that he likes to play pool there!! So needless to say, no Rob, but that is OK, the night is still young. Wow, I just clicked the preview button and saw how long this was so I'll wrap it up!! But after glowbal we headed out and found a bar that had pool and after doing a shot of jaeger we all play (except Kristin, and to be honest I'm pretty sure I only hit the white ball once) Jeff ( I think his name was Jeff) was nice enough to tell me a little bit about pool, and pay for all of the games we made him play with us!! After pool we decide to go look for Rob some more (maybe he'll be at a bar that has a stripper pole?) well, that didn't happen!! It was frickin POURING!!!!!!! OMG! There goes all of our hours of hair and make up, all washed away in like 20 seconds!! Poof gone! Suddenly bar hopping wasn't an option since we were soaked to the bone and at least I was freezing (of course) so we wonder around lost cause were drunk & can't see where the hell we are walking, but finally make it back to our hotel.
We get to our hotel room, change into warm clothes, then after realizing we were starving go and grab some food.
Since we didn't feel too sexy then (except Rob would totally still want me) we decided to turn into real stalkers / drunk girls who don't feel like heading back out side. So we went around the hotel room figuring out how high up in the hotel we could get with our key ( and me going around touching the phones just in case Rob got locked out of his room once and he touched the same phone *sigh*) Well, it didn't' really work out too well... I am a fantastic stalker, but I just need to figure out how to stalk the right guy!! how the hell did I do that?! Too funny that we saw a celebrity but it was the wrong one! I was there to stalk Rob, but am 100% happy that we saw Taylor (that means Rob can run but he can't hide....) next time (probably when they are filming Eclipse 'cause i doubt I can get anyone to go back to Vancouver with me within the next 3 weeks...) but next time I WILL FIND ROB!!!!!!!! Did I mention I was a HUGE fan?! Totally Robsessed over here.....
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